Am I doing this right
- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school
I seriously fucking hate the thought of someone else wrapping their arms around you.
when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u
po is fucking indestructible when will you learn tinky winky
so let me get this straight:
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.